
Crocheted Succulents
How amazing are these? Free tutorial and video via the link at Picot Pals
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(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via flowerais)
TALL.
MAJESTIC.ZUCCHINI.
Dart Frog. Source
Evan I have some news about birds for you
oh dang really? what’s the news jeans?
they’re so good, Evan. Evan, birds? They’re so good. Look at this bird. Look at the way his legs are crossed. Look at his hair. Evan I love him
that is indeed fantastic news! thank you so much for telling me jeans!!!
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me, gazing upon my beautiful shining wife, Julia Jinyu: You know what? Maybe this new FLCL will be alright
me, watching Haruko eat Jinyu: actually you know what, nevermind
Strike that-
Reverse it
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“It’s free real estate.”
A local punk casually skates into her own fairytale singing a Dead Kennedys song, 15 minutes late with Starbucks…
I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.
I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”
Too late, they realise.
The pregnancy? A scam.
The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.
The doors? Locked.
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